Sms Jokes

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. . Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please . . . Always KISS a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY!

FRIENDSHIP is just like “H2O” No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living forever..

It still seems like magic every time I remember how love softly touched our hearts bringing us together I love you so much my baby Wish you a happy Anniversary!

Hold it gently Put two fingers if they don’t fit Force them in if the Hole is big enough put three move up & down slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U fill it? That’s How You Wash A Glass… Clean up your dirty mind…

Death is not the greatest loss in life The greatest loss of life is when relationship dies among us while we are alive So Be strong in your Relationships.

In the morning, sun gazes at me to make me happy… Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile… Birds sings to make me smile…. But my dear, They don’t know that my smile is incomplete until I remember your face…

Sun Is Switched Off! Stars Are Switched On! Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In! So A Cool Night Is Coming! Go To Bed! And Sleep Well

Accidents do happen. i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i don’t care at all.but now i don’t know what to do coz i slipped and fell in love with u…..

Whenever you Miss someone… Look at The Sky… Although you might not See the Person There… But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

If You are asking if I Need you the answer is FOREVER.. If You are asking if I’ll Leave you the answer is NEVER.. If You are asking what I value the Answer is YOU.. if You are asking if I love you the answer is I DO.