Success in life

WHAT IS SUCCESSS? /> success is when your /> SIGNATURE becomes autograph! /> SO try hard to make ur signature as a AUTOGRAPH…

Sad Shayari SMS

Wo jante h ki mujse sabr ni hoga
Wo mere dard se bekhabar to ni hoga
Mai 2 kadam jo chalu,dil pukarta h yhi
K unka sath na hua to ye safar ni hoga

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

!!!Merry Christmas!!!

christmas ka yeh tyohar

Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Deal Between Husband & Wife

A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

The height of candle may differ…

The height of candle may differ,but they yield
the same brightness.

Its not the matter of ur position,but its ur ability
that actually shines.

I just fuck another guy…

I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

And if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.

How come ur penis so big

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big?

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Poor man-replied:  “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

Adult SMS

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