Sms Jokes

Many times we lose our best buddies
bcoz we’re unable to express how special they r to us..
So this msg is only to let u know that
u r one of my Best buddies whom I don’t wanna lose!!
Happy Friendship Day

Heart is a crystal,
preserve it!
Love is perfume,
spread it!
Feelings r like fluid,
flow it!
Friendship is just 1 umbrella,
Come Lets Share it
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

“Life” Oru railway station Madhiri
“Love” Enbadhu Train Madhiri, Varum Pogum,
But,
“FriendShip” Enbadhu ‘Track’ Madhiri. Unnai vittu Pogadhu.!
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Naan Nadanthu Sendra Paadhaigal, Oru idathil Mudinthu Vittadhu.
Aanal, Nee Ennodu Nadantha Paadhaigal Mattum, innum Mudiyamal Poikonde irukkiradu, Nenjil
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Kangalum parkamal, uthadukalum pesamal, kathukalum ketkamal nanbargal pesum oru mozhi than sms…
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Meluguvarthikku uyir koduthu uyir vittathu thee kuchi athai ninaithu ninaithu urukiyathu meluguvarthi.. That is friendship..
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Natpu kaettu varuvathu alla…
kaetkamala yae tharuvathu…..
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Paarkum pothellam piraya koodathu endru ennukiraen..
piriyum pothellam meendum epothu paarka pogiraen endru ennukiraen….

Ayiram sontham nammai thedi varum.. Aanaaal thedinalum kidaikatha orey sontham nalla “NANBARGAL”
I’m very lucky for ur friendship….
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Siragukal illatha paravaiyin valkaiyum…!
Natpu illatha Manithanin valkaiyum…! Artham illatha valkai…!
By
Un Natpin Siragil…
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Natpu enpathu pala idangalil poogum roja malargal alla…
Nam idhayathil pookum pasa malargal…
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Vittu pidipathu natpalla,vittu koduppathu natpu..!Vittu kodupathu mattum natpalla,kadaisi varai vittu vilagamal iruppathuthaan unmaiyana natpu!!!
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Sogam Thanimayil koda varum anal…. unmayana Santhosam Nanbargaludan irukum Pothu Mattumae varum.. Dont Miss your true loveable friends….
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Natpu enbathu Kangalaiyum Kaiviralgalaium Pontradhu Kai viralil Kayam Pattal Kangal azhugiradhu Kangal Azhuthal Kai Viralgal Thudaikkiradhu…

Some time back my wife offered me a glass of milk.
Generally i dont take milk ,but on that day she compelled me to drink it.When i asked her why she was forcing me to take milk.
She said “Today is Nag Panchami”

When Starting To Do Something : Say Bism Allah
When Intending To Do Something : Say Insha Allah
When Something Is Being Praised : Say Subhan Allah
When In Pain And Distress : Say Ya Allah
When Expressing Appreciation : Say Mash Allah
When Thanking Someone : Say Jazak Allah
Happy Ramadan Mubarak

Prayer Is An Open Line To Heaven.
No Cards To Use, No Low Battery Problem, No Error,
No Charging, Always Good Signal And All Messages Sent.
Make Prayer A Habit Like Texting..

Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i’d still love you
and
i won’t expect you to
love me in return …
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Some broken heart, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…
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Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.
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I have tried to move on
but with every guy
I feel more & more
like I’ll never be able to replace u.
And the sad thing is…
I know I have already been replaced
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Even though,
she hates me in every movement of life ,
but i love her with very seconds,
not because she has broken my heart,
but she as thought me to live with broken heart,

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
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Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
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When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts
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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
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If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
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I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Cooking, a meal takes an hr ,bt eating it takes 5 mins !
Constructing a bldg takes 6 mths ,but blowin it up takes 30 secs
Earning 25,000 takes 30 days ,but paying for 15000 to a cashier for a mobile takes 2 sec
However its amazing that
A 1 sec smack on the cheek from a loved one can make ur day
A 5 sec glimpse of ur loved one can make ur week
And a 10 sec hug 4m ur dear ones can take yrs of pain away
& mins of memories made 2gether can last a lyftime ..